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I cant even find the words for this.

I cant even find the words for this.

I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?

( Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache) )

The worst part is that its also a fucking consultation for wisdom tooth extraction. HOW ABOUT NO. Fuck thats just what i always wanted. Oral surgery to remove two bum ass teeth.

I hate surgery.

Things I hate doing: Going to the dentist for a cleaning and check up.
Things I have to do today: Go to the dentist for a cleaning and check up.

asanaambitions:

not-quitenormal:

gerardandlindseyway:

this might be my favorite post on tumblr ever

THAT FUCKING FACE

This is my favourite thing ever

plays

herochan:

Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool… in HD

If we add the word “leaked” to this will it make it more exciting? If “leaked” means “uploaded by the animation studio” then this is even more “leaked” than when “leaked” meant “shown to 1000’s of people at Comic-Con”. 

Im cleaning my room and the dust is killing me ;0;

yo yo yo im black son and even doe i be gettin mad upset at white people hate ain't the way to go na mean. i don't belee mlk would want it to go down like dat ya hurd. reverse hate a'int poppin
+ Anonymous

witchsistah:

ghdos:

caramelblackness:

onlyblackgirl:

lepoisonedchocolates:

wocinsolidarity:

**nigel thornberry voice**

and here we have a white fool (cracker longbackus in scientific terms) in his preferred environment. i.e. invading poc spaces.note the sloppy mimicry, the shoddy attempt at camouflage. oddly enough, the white fool often believes his minstrel show will accepted without question, but as always…he been seent.

stay tuned for the next foray into pathetic crackertivities

Crying at the grace of this read. Nigel. Thornberry. *collapses*

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cracker longbackus tho?! LMFAOOOOOOOO

Do white people really think we talk like that though? Jesus.

They really do because they don’t bother listening to us in the first place.

phenris:

"i hate alistair i killed him the first chance i got lmfao"

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When someone in Dragon Age 2 mentions the Hero of Ferelden.

tinydragongina:

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My room smells like the dolce spice that Starbucks uses on top of their chai tea fraps and lattes.

My room smells like the dolce spice that Starbucks uses on top of their chai tea fraps and lattes.

/plays battleblock theater
/consequently rages for the entire duration of every time trial

I made the mistake of giving Vic my xbox email and password so we could share DLCs but instead, she’s trolling Andy by pretending to be me and asking him really weird questions…
Bffls.